Compare and Contrast: Women and the Succubus

I'm beginning to think that women are demonic.

Wait, just hear me out for a second.

In mythology, the succubus was the seductress of the underworld. Devilishly beautiful, they could fulfill man's most ambiguous desires, then would steal his soul.

Is this so different from what women do?

So once again, a list of the similarities and differences of woman and succubus.

SIMILARITIES

They are both beautiful (well, most women are anyway).
They both like to flaunt what they've got (t and a)
They both can fulfill most men's desires
They both get you to do whatever they want you to
They both will steal your soul (one in the literal sense, one in the emotional/attitude sense)
They both can be a pain to live with (sometimes)

DIFFERENCES

Women are mortal.
Women don't have tails.
Succubi don't have to eat, sleep, or use the restroom
Women don't have wings or hooves (depending on the Succubus' mythological reference)


Do you see where I'm going with this? If you've already found the love of your life, then you know how this works. If you haven't, beware the demons!