I give in, women are superior

I've fought the good fight for all of my adult life.

I've given it my all for over 10 years. I've fought for control over my house, my life, even my children.

Now I'm waving the white flag.

There are just some things that women can do that men cannot.

THE LIST.

I cannot express an emotion or desire and have them instantly fulfilled. Examples:

"I'm cold"---I turn the heat up.
"I'm hungry"---Without hesitation I reply "What do you want to eat?" With the intention of satisfying her.
"I'm horny."---Duh.

I do not have the ability to win any fight, regardless if I'm right or not.

The way I was raised is inferior to hers (if she is from another part of the country)

I did not go through labor delivering our children, thus I do not have the final say in anything concerning them.

She controls the radio in the car, even if I'm driving.

She makes all decisions concerning decorations of rooms, but she "lets me have" a guy room that she only touches when I'm not looking.

Sports vs. Desperate Housewives/Extreme Makeover/Grey's Anatomy etc. on tv? Sports lose.

I will never see an action movie again if there's an option for a Romantic Comedy.


So I give up. There's too much stacking against me. I've found that if you just give in, life isn't all that bad. Sure, your freedom is gone, your penis is tucked, and your shoulders are slouched; but when they pat you on the head and tell you that you've been a good boy, it puts a little hitch in your giddey-up as you fetch them a soda from the fridge